This looks like a good excuse to be bitchy.

[cynchick]

Jacked from redbrunja . Unlocked for moar lulz.


Give me a subject - any subject- and I will tell you why and/or how it is made of fail.

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[zelha.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, I has something for ya.

Weeaboos.

[nocturneai.livejournal.com]

video games X3

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Sasuke.

[syl-luvs-silver.livejournal.com]

Kakashi!

Yes, I do love him, but I am sadistic/ masochistic. :P

[cynchick.livejournal.com]

YOURE NOT JAPANESE.

Stop trying to pretend you are. You are acting like a retarded parody of an anime character, and thats NOT how real Japanese behave. Watching 93827294832 hours of anime does not make you an expert on Japan, and picking up a dozen or so words does not qualify you to speak Japanese. Even a monkey could learn what "kawaii" means through endless repetition.

Boys: stop shaving your legs. You are not asian, and therefore not having body hair makes you look like a really fugly drag queen. Girls: stop walking around in cat ears and flashing the V sign at everything. And all of you stop inserting the 3 Japanese words you know into every English sentence possible.

You are not cute. You are embarassing yourself. You make the rest of us look bad. And most of all -- YOU ARE NOT JAPANESE.

[cynchick.livejournal.com]

Most are too short and when theyre over, feel like a waste of $50.

Not enough cabaple, awesome female protagonists.

[cynchick.livejournal.com]

:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Self-righteous, entitled asshole thinks he can treat people like shit and live with massive tunnel-vision just because he suffered some trauma? Where the fuck does he think he lives?
Everyone around him suffers from trauma and you dont see THEM acting like gigantic douches. His best friend rivals and probably surpasses him on the trauma front, because he might have grown up alone, but at least HE had the (undeserved)respect and admiration of everyone around him.

Fashion sense is horrible. VASTLY unmerited superiority complex. Deidara kicked his ass. Itachi kicked his ass. Killerbee kicked his ass. He cheats to win or cheats to escape. Yet he's supposed to be this big Badass? PFFFFT.

Also, older brother is 10x hotter, smarter, more skilled, better company, and all around superior in every possible way.


(icon is hot. can i steals it? XD)

[cynchick.livejournal.com]

Guy needs to get over it already. Survivors guilt. Intimacy issues. Self-loathing. Delicious angst is delicious, but come on. People love you, not everyone is dropping dead around you, and its not your fault. Be happy! Let Sakura give you some TLC... >:D

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

His best friend rivals and probably surpasses him on the trauma front, because he might have grown up alone, but at least HE had the (undeserved)respect and admiration of everyone around him.


THIS. RIGHT HERE. Is why I have very little sympathy for Sasuke. Because he could have found connections with just about ANYONE in Konoha... and choose to rebuff everyone, while Naruto would have crawled across broken glass for a kind word.

Icon is hot. It is totally gackable - details in my userpic info - be sure to check out the iconmaker (she has other Sakura/Itachi and nontraditional pairings) and the artist (the art is even hotter in larger size).

[cynchick.livejournal.com]

Oh I know Shamora's stuff. She did a fanart for me for Perception. Ive wanted a good ItaSaku icon for a while. XD

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Sweet! Well, enjoy it.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Also, can I ask another one (or two)?

Naruto/Sakura.

Naruto/Hinata.

[thatreevesgirl.livejournal.com]

Kishimoto's sense of color theory.

(I don't know about you, but when I see "Next week pages in color!" in the Naruto chapter I don't cheer, I groan. And I'm horrible at coloring.)

[korinacaffeine.livejournal.com]

Woman not allowed in combat.

[moderndayportia.livejournal.com]

Cupcakes.

Ha! There's no way you can do that one cynny!

[inniyah.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, I was thinking of evil topics to give you :P...

An then, this came to my mind

Anti-Sasusaku (Not the fandom... But, Sasusaku if it's not a pairing in the manga)

:D

[itz-cindyrella.livejournal.com]

kill sasuke yeah XD

[itz-cindyrella.livejournal.com]

ok may i say... Naruto and Yondaime? :)

[kikyou-sama18.livejournal.com]

Sasuke cosplay. =)

[cynchick.livejournal.com]

Lets just address cosplay in general, since my issues with Sasuke!cosplay are the same as my issues with all of it.

Lack of creativity. I understand not everyone can sew or whatnot, and not everyone has lots of money to make spectacular costumes...but at least try your best and not half-ass it with some taped on cardboard and a clown wig. What the hell is with the wigs?!?! Especially Kakashi's (dead animal) and Naruto's (neon yellow).

Also, dont dress up as Kamina or Sasuke or any shirtless warrior character unless you have the physique required to play that warrior-type. Similarly, dont dress as Ino or Yoko or anyone wearing skintight/scant clothing...if youre fat. Im not trying to be mean. Theres nothing wrong with being bigger, but dont let it all hang out like youre fit. Have a little self-respect.

[cynchick.livejournal.com]

Minato regarding Naruto: I understand why he sacrificed himself, leaving his son an orphan. He saved the entire village. But he should have ensured his child would be taken care of, made provisions for someone to raise him and love him at the very least.

Naruto regarding Minato: Hes old enough now that he should have figured it out or at least suspected just by looking in the mirror. And this is fail regarding both parents: when he was told his mothers name he should have researched and found out all he could...Im sure that would have led him to his father as well. Also, the moment in Naruto's subconscious...he could and should have asked more/better questions. And he should have punched him in the face, not the gut. XD

[cynchick.livejournal.com]

Im not quite sure what you mean...

Anti-SasuSaku as in against being against it? Because Im not against hating SasuSaku at all...the only thing that could be fail about disliking SasuSaku is if you only hate the pairing in relation to another preferred pairing, like NaruSaku, because that kind of obsessive insistance on something fictional and NOT canon is just, well, fail.

[cynchick.livejournal.com]

Fattening. Over-sugary. Too small. The cream filling ones are especially fail. Frosting is mostly gross.

See, you thought you got me, but Im one of the rare people who dont really like pastries! >:D

[cynchick.livejournal.com]

Ah, genetically programmed fail.

This is not a problem with the women. Its not because we are physically weaker. These are not the middle ages; theres no sword swinging here--a rifle only weighs 8 lbs and it takes nothing to pull a trigger. There are women who are stronger than some men. (FYI, in some cultures, women DID go into battle in those sword-swinging days). Its not because we're slower, in fact the opposite is true; women have greater agility, reflexes and overall movement speed than men. Its not even because we're psychologically frailer, that we dont have what it takes mentally to kill, or to see our comrades die.

Regardless of the common conception, none of those things have anything to do with it.

Women arent allowed in combat because MEN CANT HANDLE IT. Humans are still animals at a base level, and our animal/caveman programming is still very much active underneath the layers of intellect and reason. The caveman part of a mans brain is still hardwired with the need to PROTECT THE FEMALE of the species. Its THEM that cant kill US (as an enemy) and its THEM that cant bear to watch US die. A study proved that a man will risk himself and the mission to save a fallen female comrade even when shes beyond saving, usually choosing to save the female over another fallen male, even if she is dead and the other dude can be saved.

Its genderfail at its most instinctive level. That part of the male brain still hasnt evolved.

[cynchick.livejournal.com]

:FFF

Needs coloring lessons from Kubo Tite. Kishi's overall artisticness is mostly fail. His coloring and his linework have the same problem: laziness. Hes got a whole team of assistants to do background work, yet the characters all look like they took 30 sec to draw. The hair...gawd. Simpsons, anyone? The only thing he does well are facial expressions, Ill give him that.