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If I came with a warning label, what would it say?

Date: 2009-12-10 08:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eclatc4t.livejournal.com
WARNING!
CynAesthetic is an INTOXICANT.

Contact with eyes or brain-cells may result in mild elation to total, week-long euphoria, often in combination with addiction to checking for updates. CynAesthetic is highly addictive. Symptoms may include mild to severe manga-nese concentration in the bloodstream, leading to Overactive Imagination, Vertigo, and some cases of enhanced erotic Perception. Mild to severe fits of professional artistic jealously have been documented, with severe cases leading to crime sprees of plagiarism and theft. CynAesthetic is extremely powerful and effective, and like all miracles, should be taken with reverence. A Silver Lining is the quality-of-life enhancement effect, which has gained cult status among sufferers of the current pandemic of cultural malaise.

Date: 2009-12-10 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eldrfire.livejournal.com
How can I top that? Ha ha that is a great warning label!

Date: 2009-12-10 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynchick.livejournal.com
Haha! You win. :D

Date: 2009-12-12 12:47 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-12-10 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zelha.livejournal.com
Holy shit, methinks eclatc4t had written the nest warning ever.

Me, I would just say:

Warning: Strong, independent and opinionated hot, talented woman. If you want in her pants, you must be as awesome as she is.

XD

Date: 2009-12-10 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynchick.livejournal.com
XDD

The last bit is very true actually.

Date: 2009-12-10 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] korinacaffeine.livejournal.com
WARNING: Cynchick is a TOPICAL balm meant to be rubbed on the skin.

>:3

Date: 2009-12-11 08:21 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-12-12 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hiwatari-ivanov.livejournal.com
WARNING:

Will kill you if you fail too hard. Excessive intake will result in inevitable worship.

Date: 2009-12-13 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynchick.livejournal.com
Lol. I like the first part. XD

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